"Congratulations, you have successfully beaten the crap out of a 75 year old man." -- TS
"No, he bought a horse instead, remember?" -- Mort de Magus played by me.
"I make it, right on the nuts." -- Matt C.
"That's what she said!" -- Brian M.
"The only food that's good the second time around, raddishes." -- TS
"You have a pointy hat; I got distracted." -- Zevryk Shadowbourne played by TS
"The head-slap signifies dissapointment. The gnomw is worth five." -- Mort de Magus played by me.
"Headbutt 'em with your sword." -- Defender played by Brian M.
"Wait, your eating them, they must be good." -- James
"Yeah, that's a test!" -- TS
"I rolled a 5, take it wherever you want it." -- Ray
Bugbear accidentally slips and slits his own throat.
"See; I told you I wasn't going to kill him." -- Druid played by TS
"You feel pleasure when you put the glove on and the rod feels like an extension of yourself." -- Dungeon Master
"Go to the glowing balls and bust a rod." -- Ray
"Before he does that, I am putting the shield on my head." -- Ray
"Take 5 everyone, some of you feel free to take more." -- TS
"Oh my God, he's approaching slowly; kill him." -- TS
"The only damage I've taken so far was by my own hand." -- the cleric played by Ray
"I stab him!" -- the druid played by TS
"I use my spear to break his fall." -- the druid played by TS
"You hear screaming coming from inside." -- DM(Dungeon Master, James)
"Good screaming or bad screaming?" -- the druid played by TS
"Good screaming, good screaming!" -- the gnome played by me
"Which one is his lazy eye?" -- Chris N.
"The right one." -- Brian M.
"Good, then he wasn't talking to me." -- Chris N.
These were just some of the random quotes I picked up while attending Pointcon and playing in a Castle and Crusades game.
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